Benedetto, Charlotte

“This time, we will make sure that those zeros that would come knocking on the Governor’s window will not return. They are going for good.”

This article also explains how 2000% inflation is actually due to the west “devilishly” not selling Zimbabwe paper to print up more bank notes.

“It’s horrible — we would never bathe naked, we are Catholic.”

“We want your legs.”

“It stops the hunger. You eat them when you have to.”

WhatCHOO gon’ do when the lights go out? queue up at the solar web cafe, and pay and pay and pay? Or get feisty and hook one of these lil darlings up to your faraday bike generator?  They’ve got one here that runs on FIVE WATTS, or about ten vinegar and potato batteries’ worth.

The FBI claims they don’t have files on “average Americans,” saying: “We won’t have a ‘file’ on you unless you’re a spy or terrorist or criminal or are suspected of being one,” which is true. It’s actually the NSA that keeps all the files about how you browsed an Enver Hoxha book at Red Emma’s and how you think McDonald’s hamburgers taste like masking tape. Plus I don’t believe for a second they would “lose” the plans for Tesla’s death ray. They should re-title this article “Yeah, that’s the ticket.”

Usually, when I hear of a conflict overseas, or of Arabs behaving badly, I try to say something like “well, they have their reasons.” I can’t say that in this case.

Not safe for anyone, this article is the worst, ugliest, most disturbing first-person account I’ve ever read about the Sudan conflict.

It wasn’t enough to give the photos captions like “Attack Dog” or “On the Attack.” Some intern had to freakishly distort their faces and yellow up their teeth! That’ll show those journalists!

Some of these “unthinkable futures” aren’t all that improbable… Dartmouth has a campus in Qatar, Japanese women ARE rebelling (“retired husband syndrome,” and the falling birth rate) Black Rock City is a metropolis of 40 thousand that has banned all advertising and corporate logos. . . Some people in Africa think the white man invented AIDS to empty out the continent for precisely the reason given here: vast farms.